Episode XXXII Drops Like A Hunter Biden Blackmail Bomb:
Martin Luther King screams “Free At Last” because the Dark Overlord of Victoria has let us out of prison after ~120 days of lock up. Speaking of long roads, almost 40 years of hither and dither the long journey comes good for singer-songwriter MARK HENDRYX who dazzles us with his first solo studio album in an AMAZING exclusive interview that reveals that life is what happens to you when you try and make plans. Plus EXCLUSIVE first listen of the single ONE DAY from the upcoming album that will make you forget about the Gallagher brothers ever getting back together. Final USA Election Preview is going to be a LAWN-SLIDE. What’s the worst thing that can happen to you TRICK OR TREATING on HALLOWEEN? The new Supreme of the Supreme Court. There’s nothing sexier than a game of CHESS, especially when you’re playing against an alluring ex-orphan who pops pills in a mother-daughter act. I am still crying from the BEST WAR MOVIE I’ve seen since Zero Dark 30, and I even forgive the author of the source material for working for a #fakeNewsNest… because his book and this movie is SO GOOD! Why I smell like a BLACK ORCHID when I walk on the beach. Vale Keyboard Whiz Dan ‘The Man’ Magoun. New ARMED DWARF honours in the best rock and roll book collection ever. Why living for free on Walt Disney’s tab at the RITZ CARLTON BUCKHEAD in the 80’s was amongst the best 6 month of my life. I honoured Virgil Abloh in an earlier Ep and now he’s back on MY back with my big ‘out of lockdown’ purchase. Why President Abe Lincoln’s experiment with Rohypnol in 1861 was an epic fail.
Episode 31 puts us a week before Halloween and less than a fortnight before the US Election. I’ll walk us back to the late 70’s for a Mad Men experience that is like no other advertising saga you’ve ever heard. Then I’ll show you why it doesn’t matter if the whole world has WuFlu…I’m sending you to Paris and Darren Star will ensure the trip is a good one. As Ben Shapiro says: “Your feelings may care about facts…but facts don’t care about your feelings” so lets see how everyone feels about the former VP and Presidential candidate’s son opening dad up to international blackmail potential and payoffs? We explore the US election with one policy sans candidates: Immigration And speaking of immigration, how are things working out for France these days?? Learn how to draw pictures of Mohammed the Prophet without losing your head… Get spaced out on The Rock, and watch why NASA is putting BEES (yes, BEES!) instead of canaries into the coal mine. There is a secret discovery of Italian fashion in Italy and it’s time she got exposed. What’s for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Vodka, of course….HONEY Vodka.
And we go down and deep to ask YOU, the listeners WTF you really want to hear more of after 30 weeks of testing the waters before we go up on video…
THE DIRTY 30! Episode XXX! In this unusually family-friendly ep we have our second epic interview in as many weeks, but this time it’s with the future captain of industry; he who will inherit the earth: A 9 YEAR OLD BOY, a student, who is an only child, with divorced parents, giving us his take on Melbourne’s endless LOCKDOWN GULAG and how 5% of his life has been spent. You might be surprised… Since BEES are the barometer of WTF is going on with the planet, it’s time to watch the barometric pressure rise as Honey Bees make way smarter decisions than you, have threesomes and bee orgies, and make decisive action on exactly where they want to go out and party and eat—just like you! Japan is a conundrum: They bring us grotesquely bad humans like the face that sank 1000 ships, Mazie Hirono, who probably sank The Arizona just by looking at it in Pearl Harbour. But they also bring us great culture, food, and especially epic clothing and superstars like Junya Watanabe and my long-time fave Commes de Garcons…. in case you wondered why I look especially epic this week in WHAT YOUR PODCASTER IS WEARING. They also (Japan) make epic whisky as you know, but this week I’m drinking the best SCOTCH WHISKY on the planet, and we’ll open a flagon together. Ever since Efrem Zimbalist, Jr died and took all the good agents with him (other than the ones in SILENCE OF THE LAMBS) there’s been a lot of reason to not trust the FBI, especially since they conspired with the CIA to spy on the Republican election campaign in 2016 when weaponized by the dark witch and Barry. But Clint Eastwood’s latest movie shows how they can really fuck up your life if they suspect you of something you never did if they need a victim and you fit the profile. There’s nothing like a good sex trafficking series to relax the family and The Vow is the hottest brand in town. Check out a local Aussie film from a few years ago that no one saw but is worth hunting down about the white Aussie guy on the podium at Mexico City with Black Power Gloved Tommy Smith and John Carlos. Come watch with me… The heavy MARS energy and NEPTUNE impulses in our charts this week has put extreme psychic visions and ridiculous comfort food in our lives. I’m a takin’ you to Harlem to pig out on WAFFLES and FRIEND CHICKEN at Silvia’s Soul Kitchen and you will thank me!
Plus all your regular faves and make sure the whole family listens to this one..or else. 🙂
In a gloriously international Episode XXIX (29) we go full-on to Germany for Oktoberfest and show you where to shop and the cool ageless German couple invading our Insta. While there let’s stay at the best hotel in old town, and go to one of the coolest department stores on the planet you don’t know about…LODENFREY. It’s 10 days to Unterscharfuehrer Dan Andrews’ Countdown to Freedom and he better be prepared for a blitzkrieg if he fails to honour a promise. Fantastic Actor/Model/Patriot/Hollywood standout Antonio Sabato, Jr was riding high in Hollywood until one day when he shared his political beliefs, and everything dried up overnight. Explore the Hollywood Leftist Hypocrisy that makes the Communist Blacklist look like a kid’s birthday party and hear how this mensch has rebuilt from scratch with a powerful new book and amazing new movie and brand new studio to buck the system in a brilliant, revealing INTERVIEW. There is a big ass telescope that is called the Very Large Telescope and it’s revealed to me everything you need to know about the Earth and your future. SuperJap KENZO has passed at 81, and his legendary work is remembered as we see if the King of Elwood had anything to do with his demise. Back to the past we run over a dog in Sioux City en route to Leif Erikson pool, and learn if you can tell a friend they have halitosis. 🙂
Episode XXVIII goes full erudite and variety pack to cover all your needs and bases.
My Yom Kippur confession is that I lied and I can’t not talk about politics before Halloween, so you’ll get the 2 Minute Warning Cliff Notes from the first Presidential Debates. An accidental discovery on an old videotape brought my parents back to live for a brief shining moment like memories locked inside a snow dome, and why you MUST secure your memories before they (or you) disappear forever. If you don’t know who Mark Lanegan or The Screaming Trees were, I know you will soon—the best rock and roll bio for our times past, present, and future. Netflix’s MY OCTOPUS TEACHER is amazeballs but I dive deep and use my tentacles to bring some back story and reveals to how it all came to be, and why you’ll never order calamari ever again. No, Riccardo Tesci is not leaving Burberry for Versace but he has made Brittainia rule the fashion waves again and I show why with my amazing old pins 🙂 When you smash that Coke machine because it’s jammed, you now understand how the #fakeNews media reacts with the Extinction Burst Theory gone wild. Everywhere you look top hotels around the world are falling victim to the Chinese Plague, and it’s the condition your condition is in that forecasts what’s next on the horizon and it ain’t looking good. Plus go to granny’s kitchen and stop bitchin’ ’cause we gots da Pineapple Upside Down Cake and all your usual and unusual faves + epic Jagger Cates interview preview for next week as we get political and dodge Hollywood hypocritical with my Antonio Sabato, Jr.EXCLUSIVE podcast interview.
RBG is Gone-Baby-Gone, and the gloves are off for Kavanagh 2.0. 99.84% of you are probably thinking you’re losing your f—–g mind but trust me….if you’re a loyal listener–you’re not. You’re being Gaslit by the media and morons. The Truth Revealed. The Bob Mueller/Andy Weissman Witch-Hunt-Society could be the dumb & dumber of tech fail as DOZENS of their mobile phones are discovered serendipitously wiped just as the IG comes calling. The EMMYs reach a new audience low but still manage some unique moments. If you have a great life philosophy, your writing will reflect it. If your life sucks, your writing will reflect it. Hollywood’s greatest writing coach (and moi) weigh in on your life. Why cash-strapped towns are trying to steal money from streamers and why it has to stop STAT!
Plus SCIENCE BITCHES goes Full Neanderthal. WHAT IS YOUR PODCASTER WEARING? (& drinking/eating) goes from top (hats) to (bottom) of the cocktail shaker.
Russian interference? Hillary warned us! I guess she meant the Melbourne, Australia Lord Mayor Race. Bring on the Russians! I end the age-old conundrum about whether Adam and Eve were white or black, and how God ever could have wrestled a rib away so easily. Tonight it’s Rosh Hashanah, and us Jews will be blowing shofars all over the joint. Find out why CNN’s Don Lemon wanted to convert until he realized he got the syntax wrong, just like he gets everything wrong. Remember those Fire Ants I warned you about? I sorted those little stingy bitches out and I share my trade secrets that might save your family or at least your toes and lawn. A lot of people mix up Austria and Germany. There’s a profound difference between strudel in the oven and Jews in the the oven. I simplify things for you. And what really is going on in The Land of the Wrong White Crowd? I share the problem with New Zealand and Kiwis. ICYMI? The Falcon and the Snowman, and Rounders. The Good Liar is not a good film, and why TV journalists are general worst some of the worst people ever.
Plus all your faves: Epic eye-burning fashion, which Shiraz for 9am in the morning, and how to make a secret sacred Whey / Cassian protein shake so you never have to sleep and can keep those 25kg off.
In this kickoff of a seven week digital podcast detox without US Election Politics before we go full “Flamethrower” on October 23rd, we have the most inclusive podast of all—just like the new Academy Awards Best Picture Fiasco. The Brief Life and Death of my Porsche and it’s Murder/Suicide Finale. 1971-1975 and how the state of Nebraska contributed to an early misunderstood family carjacking. 1971 revisits to my last year in Sioux City, Iowa and trials and travails attempting to deal with dodge car dealers. Lo and Behold! Did you know every time you leave your house there’s an Aussie entrepreneur ready to take your online photos and harvest them and combine them with your geographic information and sell it anyone and everyone including government agencies? And they think the First Amendment (Freedom of Speech) protects them? Watch this space and listen up! I found the best tequila on the planet and am sharing it with you to save you years of drinking bad booze. Plus a cheap epic red for dinner to balance out the budget. I couldn’t go to France or Italy on holiday but I found a great investment piece of clothing to cheer me up from the best of both lands and put on for the show. Plus, (really) the best lockdown cake you can make yourself in no time…seriously 🙂
They said we’d never make it to five and now we’re at two dozen….
RIP Chadwick Boseman and his legacy but there’s a dark secret there his agent and manager have some explainin’ to do. Hot Lesbian Mice reveal the secrets to their dark escapades and Their Chemical Romance. We go behind the scenes with uber-Director Michael Mann as he shares a most intimate and revealing story about the making of ALI with WILL SMITH. There are Cupcakes…and there’s the Post Office. What happens when they are combined like a parfait to bring joy to incarcerated families, and how does this explain the USPS #fakeNews hoax about how the November election will be dis-enabled? The 1…2…3…rules of the US Election that can’t be explained away, but can be explained by me. There are many great writers but in the past 100 years the most underacted novelist of the English language is John O’Hara. We go back in time to explain why. Podcaster Fashion Passion goes full Ladies Night with the designer of Princess Eugenie’s wedding dress and UK Fashion Week’s wunderkind(s).
Plus, enough extra material for an epic bonus show that will leave you on the canvas like a right hook from Ali.
Episode XXIII Travels the World to poke in at the Democratic National Convention’s ClusterF**k of Evil, and tiptoes through Melania’s Rose Garden at the Republican National Convention’s preview of the next four years. The smartest chick straight out of GOOD WILL HUNTING walks into a bar, and solves a 50 year-old-riddle at one of the most prominent Universities in the world: The Conway Knot How can a good Mormon family guy living in Las Vegas head up a band called THE KILLERS that is unmatched from album to album but really raise the bar into ‘icon-legend-pinnacle’ status with their new release which is one for the ages? Listen up! Bobby’s Brighton Bake Off comes up with a calorie-laden dessert to take him out of last week’s doldrums with more goodness than a month at church. And a nigh-century old British Bikie icon sets fashion alight (again) in these trying times with my fave new Blighty-hotness for this week. Come into my closet with me…. Get one last look at Nancy Pelosi before she self-immolates and is called back by Satan to her home for eternity, and see why the previously shocked Brighton (VIC) locals have now embraced Channel Nine’s THE BLOCK invasion and why a judge who wears my spectacle brand is a new local hero. And we find Obama Administration key FBI Assistant General Counsel Kevin Cllinesmith pleads guilty to spying on Trump campaign via tampered FISA warrants. This is going to open up a floodgate… and you heard it here first.
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