RBG is Gone-Baby-Gone, and the gloves are off for Kavanagh 2.0. 99.84% of you are probably thinking you’re losing your f—–g mind but trust me….if you’re a loyal listener–you’re not. You’re being Gaslit by the media and morons. The Truth Revealed. The Bob Mueller/Andy Weissman Witch-Hunt-Society could be the dumb & dumber of tech fail as DOZENS of their mobile phones are discovered serendipitously wiped just as the IG comes calling. The EMMYs reach a new audience low but still manage some unique moments. If you have a great life philosophy, your writing will reflect it. If your life sucks, your writing will reflect it. Hollywood’s greatest writing coach (and moi) weigh in on your life. Why cash-strapped towns are trying to steal money from streamers and why it has to stop STAT!
Plus SCIENCE BITCHES goes Full Neanderthal. WHAT IS YOUR PODCASTER WEARING? (& drinking/eating) goes from top (hats) to (bottom) of the cocktail shaker.
Russian interference? Hillary warned us! I guess she meant the Melbourne, Australia Lord Mayor Race. Bring on the Russians! I end the age-old conundrum about whether Adam and Eve were white or black, and how God ever could have wrestled a rib away so easily. Tonight it’s Rosh Hashanah, and us Jews will be blowing shofars all over the joint. Find out why CNN’s Don Lemon wanted to convert until he realized he got the syntax wrong, just like he gets everything wrong. Remember those Fire Ants I warned you about? I sorted those little stingy bitches out and I share my trade secrets that might save your family or at least your toes and lawn. A lot of people mix up Austria and Germany. There’s a profound difference between strudel in the oven and Jews in the the oven. I simplify things for you. And what really is going on in The Land of the Wrong White Crowd? I share the problem with New Zealand and Kiwis. ICYMI? The Falcon and the Snowman, and Rounders. The Good Liar is not a good film, and why TV journalists are general worst some of the worst people ever.
Plus all your faves: Epic eye-burning fashion, which Shiraz for 9am in the morning, and how to make a secret sacred Whey / Cassian protein shake so you never have to sleep and can keep those 25kg off.
In this kickoff of a seven week digital podcast detox without US Election Politics before we go full “Flamethrower” on October 23rd, we have the most inclusive podast of all—just like the new Academy Awards Best Picture Fiasco. The Brief Life and Death of my Porsche and it’s Murder/Suicide Finale. 1971-1975 and how the state of Nebraska contributed to an early misunderstood family carjacking. 1971 revisits to my last year in Sioux City, Iowa and trials and travails attempting to deal with dodge car dealers. Lo and Behold! Did you know every time you leave your house there’s an Aussie entrepreneur ready to take your online photos and harvest them and combine them with your geographic information and sell it anyone and everyone including government agencies? And they think the First Amendment (Freedom of Speech) protects them? Watch this space and listen up! I found the best tequila on the planet and am sharing it with you to save you years of drinking bad booze. Plus a cheap epic red for dinner to balance out the budget. I couldn’t go to France or Italy on holiday but I found a great investment piece of clothing to cheer me up from the best of both lands and put on for the show. Plus, (really) the best lockdown cake you can make yourself in no time…seriously 🙂
They said we’d never make it to five and now we’re at two dozen….
RIP Chadwick Boseman and his legacy but there’s a dark secret there his agent and manager have some explainin’ to do. Hot Lesbian Mice reveal the secrets to their dark escapades and Their Chemical Romance. We go behind the scenes with uber-Director Michael Mann as he shares a most intimate and revealing story about the making of ALI with WILL SMITH. There are Cupcakes…and there’s the Post Office. What happens when they are combined like a parfait to bring joy to incarcerated families, and how does this explain the USPS #fakeNews hoax about how the November election will be dis-enabled? The 1…2…3…rules of the US Election that can’t be explained away, but can be explained by me. There are many great writers but in the past 100 years the most underacted novelist of the English language is John O’Hara. We go back in time to explain why. Podcaster Fashion Passion goes full Ladies Night with the designer of Princess Eugenie’s wedding dress and UK Fashion Week’s wunderkind(s).
Plus, enough extra material for an epic bonus show that will leave you on the canvas like a right hook from Ali.