THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING!! THE RUSSIANS ARE COMING!!, Why Adam and Eve were DEFINITELY white, The History of The Universe, How To Blow Your Shofar (sic) (“Which chauffeur?” –Don Lemon), Putting Out Fire (Ants) with Gasoline, The Difference Between Austria & Germany, The Problem with New Zealand, Eye-Popping Purple Fashion, Which Shiraz for a 10am start?, ++++



EPISODE XXVI (26) goes hot and heavy.

Russian interference?  Hillary warned us!  I guess she meant the Melbourne, Australia Lord Mayor Race.  Bring on the Russians!   I end the age-old conundrum about whether Adam and Eve were white or black, and how God ever could have wrestled a rib away so easily.   Tonight it’s Rosh Hashanah, and us Jews will be blowing shofars all over the joint.  Find out why CNN’s Don Lemon wanted to convert until he realized he got the syntax wrong, just like he gets everything wrong.  Remember those Fire Ants I warned you about?  I sorted those little stingy bitches out and I share my trade secrets that might save your family or at least your toes and lawn.  A lot of people mix up Austria and Germany.  There’s a profound difference between strudel in the oven and Jews in the the oven.  I simplify things for you.  And what really is going on in The Land of the Wrong White Crowd?  I share the problem with New Zealand and Kiwis.   ICYMI?  The Falcon and the Snowman, and Rounders.   The Good Liar is not a good film, and why TV journalists are general worst some of the worst people ever.

Plus all your faves:  Epic eye-burning fashion, which Shiraz for 9am in the morning, and how to make a secret sacred Whey / Cassian protein shake so you never have to sleep and can keep those 25kg off.

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